Ze weather forkast say alotta rain and high windy blow up ze Khyber. Vun hundred percent clod und vind und rain– ha!
I haf sunshine and I haf no rain but eet is a leetle bit windy up my arzehole. Do not trust ze Met orifice as zay can never get anyfink right.
<--- zis is wot I zee. No 100%
Ze Englander newspappers all varn of wurst storm zis year zat "vill batter britain together wiv 80mph gales and torrential rain and no zess than 35 flood warninks due today".....mostly in ze South Vest und Vales. Did I sleep through zis all? It is ze normal British Winter you nincompoops!
8 points of view:
It az come over all dark and iz pizzing down ere in 'Ampshire, no wind though-no pickles.
Ze Kraut has buggered off and left me to answer you. You have rain? I can send you my spare snorkel and mask. Just whine loudly.
I 'av ze similar problem wiv ze wind.
Also it is vindy outsiden de housen too.
I am not sure if I am speaking in ze accent Deutsch or Francais. Je suis/ich bin multi-fleunten.
It az been very rough heres in Poshville, gale force winds zat destroy anytin zat iz not tied down and eavy rains making ze roads look like ze waterways. Iz not much fun!!
You 'ave ze vind Liz? You flatulent fraulein, you.
Greetinks to Posh in Poshville. Hang on to your tin hat as zis weather lasts all week.
Let's see what Monday brings.
Eeeet twas so veery ruff 'ere in irlandz las nacht, ze onsly gud ting was dat all de bloow all der rubbissh ito Dooblin
Heron? I zink Barnstaple got all Bidefords rubbish. Zay won't know ze difference.
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